Foster And Love

What is music to you? What does it give you?

A challenge, a release, a soapbox, analgesic

What is your music dream?

Something involving Shirley Manson, her lawyer, and a Stroopwafel

If you could change the world - what would you start with?

The fit. Personally I find it a little tight around the central regions, and a little baggy in the ass.

Which is the most memorable song from your childhood?

Sadly, something co-written by a convicted paedophile - not that it narrows it down much...

Who are your favorite musical artists or bands?

The ones who don't go on TV/social media having not played or composed a single note on their album and still describe themselves as a 'band'.

What inspires you to make music?

The utter failure of other artists to be able to adequately express my truth.

What is the message you want to send with your music?

It is said that the fish that combs its hair is visiting Vienna in the spring. Ahoo!

How do you feel when you perform in front of an audience?

irresponsible.

How do you see the musicians’ reality nowadays? What could be improved?

What has being a musician ever had to do with reality? Hershey's chocolate really needs a LOT of work

What do you think of Drooble?

The inevitable modern face of an art form that has forgotten why it was created.

What frustrates you most as a musician?

That very mediocre talent is supported by legions of primpers, plumpers, and fluffers.

Do you support your local scene as a fan? How?

Yes, I listen and I reach out. But what does local mean anymore? My main collaborator lives 1,000 miles away.

What qualities should a musician nowadays have in order to get their music heard by a larger audience?

Pre-existing wealth, be part of a musical dynasty, good looks, a tendency to forget to wear clothing when being photographed, a team of woke advisors on social media 24/7, compromising photographs of the heads of music on popular radio stations, a pet genie, speakers the size of Lisbon, erect nipples under wet clothing (what's that about YouTube???), a tendency to appear in a puke making reality TV series, a dad who works for the GRU, a dad who owns his own media empire, Elton's phone number, an easy going attitude to being emotionally and physically exploited, bullet wounds (survivable), bullet wounds (unsurvivable), luck, luck, luck, persistence, luck, luck, luck, the skin of a crocodile wearing a stegosaurus coat, to believe a thumbs up on a web page will actually change the world, more luck, oh, and talent.

Share some awesome artists that we’ve never heard of.

I worry that Adele and Ed Sheehan are being somewhat overlooked.